1. Unfinished sex - Ugh. #jussayin if you got me going, don't stop without getting me off. That's like telling me I won $1,000,000 only for you to tell me I can't access the money till I'm 87.
2. Clingy guys - Believe me, if I'm dating you, I'm flattered you chose to have me in your life or whatever. However, treating me like I'm your property rather than your girl will make me press the "next" button very fast.
3. Facebook hacks - Facebook hacks can be some of the most insecure shit man. "This is [insert lame petname] hacking my [insert second lame petname]'s page. All of these other bitches/niggas are just mad because he/she's mine." I'm pretty sure your man or woman is not that damn irresistible.
4. Most Video games-turned-movies - Ever since I saw Mario Bros. and Street Fighter [both of them.. and I'm not talking about the animated ones] I've come to the conclusion that games just shouldn't be movies.
5. Girls that wear kicks with skirts - Look, it doesn't matter how bomb you are. The shit just looks stupid. Especially if you wear that disgusting looking tutu. What are you? An idiot? Five years old and getting ready of a Disney princess movie? Or blind? Get it together.
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4. Most Video games-turned-movies - Ever since I saw Mario Bros. and Street Fighter [both of them.. and I'm not talking about the animated ones] I've come to the conclusion that games just shouldn't be movies.
OH FUCK! THANK YOU! I feel like I was the only one disappointed when it came to this. I saw no Sonic Booms, no mushrooms and nothing that resembled the game, except maybe Bison. But even then, he was too damn charismatic. You know what else grinds me gears? The Last Airbender movie. That was so terribad that I wouldn't even buy it on DVD. I saw it with rifftrax and felt cheated out of the couple hours of watching it.
OMG!! yes it was so terrible! I'm just watching it thinking, "did the director even watch the show? Like even a little?"
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