Thursday, May 19, 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Marriage? TERMINATED.



So, Arnold Schwarzenegger--- movie badass with a terrible accent, and ex governor of California---- has been in the spotlight because of his recent unfortunate situation.  Mildred Baena [woman in the photo above], Schwarzenegger's housekeeper for quite some time, was involved in a nasty love triangle between herself, Arnold, and his wife Maria Shriver.  So, apparently, way back in '97 (damn I was like 6 or something), Scwarzenegger and Baena had sex, and BAM!  He knocked her up!  But that's not the worst part... This happened around the same time, Schwarzenegger got Maria Shriver pregnant!  So the kid is like 14!  SCANDAL!  After his reign (of governor), Schwarzenegger came clean about the situation to his wife.  The kid in the picture with Baena is the kid.  I must say, he does resemble the Terminator greatly.

2 comments:

Inspector Clouseau said...

We in Western societies obviously have not been approaching this marital fidelity issue in an effective manner for the past 100 years considering the fact that so many of our political and societal leaders, including Woodrow Wilson, FDR, John Kennedy, Bill Clinton, MLK, Gary Hart, John Edwards, Albert Einstein, John Ensign, Mark Sanford, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joseph Kennedy, William Randolph Hearst, Newt Gingrich, Jesse Jackson, Bill Cosby, Elliot Spitzer, Tiger Woods, et. al., have been participants in extramarital affairs.


Perhaps we ought to find another solution other than whatever we have been doing for the past 100 years.

Cobracon said...

This is rather shameful. But I guess everyone has secrets, right?

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