"Autumn is one bad bitch".

LOVE LOCKDOWN LESSON #1

"The Three ancient rules"

someone asked me to write a section about relationships on my blog [typical American].. so I thought, why not?  Don't get used to this.

Listen bitch, first of all, we dont care how cute you are.  Being cute has been played since Usher married Tameka Foster.  However, being cute is an advantage.  What I'm trying to say is, don't get too comfortable just yet, for there are some things you need to take care of.  Most women that have problems with their men usually consists of these four characteristics:

• Works too much
• Play too many video games
• Flirts or parties too much
• Won't rush into anything serious

A man that works too much can be a problem.  However, you just need to sit back and take in the reality of the situation ESPECIALLY if he is seriously considering/in the process of building a future with you:  he needs the money... [ahem] YALL need the money. If he comes home and doesn't make a conscious effort to spend as much time as possible with you (or when he's off) then that's when you should worry.  It is, all in all, your choice.  You should also look into having a sit-down with him.  Ask him what his future goals are and why it is necessary to work hard.  

I know many women that are constantly frustrated with their man about their undying dedication to video games.  I have this to say: YOU CANNOT WIN.  I mean face it.  You taking a controller away from a man is like shutting down all the spray tanning joints in Jersey: IT'S UNACCEPTABLE!  What I tell most folks, an some choose to argue, is that you can do one of two things:

1. Play with him [which, from someone that is a gamer like myself would recommend].  Every man that is a gamer LOVES a woman that can appreciate that.  Even if you suck, just play to see what all the ruckus is.  He'll appreciate you a lot more, sadly.

-or-

2. Deal with it and shut the fuck up.

If you have a guy that flirts and/or parties too much, then you need to stop, sit down, and reflect.  Where did you meet this guy, and what made you want to date him?  If you can answer the first question without naming social gathering places like clubs, bars, parties, etc. then that's good.  What kills me about women is that they get so pissed when they cant stop a guy they MET AT THE CLUB FROM CLUBBING.  Bitch, please.  You should want to be with a man because of how he treats you, his efforts to be with you, how much you two have in common, his goals, his personality, his hobbies-- not because he's cute and approached you.  Maybe--- just maybe--- he does that to other girls.

Women, slow down.  I'm sorry, but unless you're 35+ you shouldn't be rushing him into a relationship.. and I only say that because if that were the case, menopause would be around the corner, and you'd be screwed.  If a guy shows that he really enjoys being around you and you have a good vibe going, then don't give up on it.  He probably wants to wait it out to see if you're the right woman. SO DONT FUCK IT UP BY RUSHING HIM!  you'll scare him off!

PINKY'S DEBUT MUSIC VIDEO

"Doing things ass-backwards"

America's favorite yellow ass is back with something a little different to offer! Popular ebony pornstar Pinky's music video "Bad Bitch" has been circulating through cyber space a lot lately.  The video may not be up for a VMA anytime soon, but I gotta say her decision to become a musician is quite interesting.  Most female rappers like Trina, Nicki Minaj, and Shawna sell sex through their music.  Pinky, however took a different approach and decided to sell music through her pornography.  I guess it's a good idea.  I mean, I'm sure a guy would much rather want to see a girl fuck AND hear her talk about it rather than some bitch that talks horny nonsense and defends the fact that she ain't a hoe later.  Or maybe she should leave more to the imagination?  Anyway, the video, in my opinion, is quite hilarious.  You have Pinky working in a diner.  A random asian man is on the phone looking for "the baddest bitch".  and that's how the video starts. I mean she talks about a lot in the song!  Uhh... how she get's a lot of money from sex... uhhh... how big her ass is.... umm... some more about her ass... and something else about her ass.  CHECK IT OUT!

http://img.cache.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?set_size=1&v=wshhR247HiD50m9kVAyG

Welcome to Cooxworld

"GRAND OPENING"

Welp! It appears I have obviously emerged after years and centuries of my anticipated arrival.  Welcome to the holy sanctuary of all things Celebrity Gossip, Music, Couture, and Video Gaming: COOXWORLD.  Where I will exercise the American right of Freedom Speech [whether it's Soulja Boy's Coke troubles or the fact the lace fronts remind me of Steven Segul].  I will be piloting this ship to hell, giving you live coverage of the latest shit I FEEL is relevant.  WHO CARES what you think?  hehe... anyway.  Til my .com joint is finished, I'll be layin' low here.  By the way.  I'm a music producer.  If you want to check out some of my sounds feel free to listen, fall in love, or hate at the link below. hit me up at bakeryproductions@gmail.com for anything musical.  Talk shit on me in the comment section below, genius. 

www.soundclick.com/cookiezsexshop

VISUALS & SHIT

That's me, for all of those that needed a visual.  Didn't want y'all imagining up some fat bimbo.  Coox is the Name.  I'm 19 years old and currently live in NYC. Let's get this show on the road.... SHALL WE?

GAME WORLD

"REACH FOR YOUR WALLETS!"

it's moments like these that call for Television Appreciation Day.  That's right!  Our favorite kick-ass metal dude  is back!  With his monotonous voice and odd fetish for naked cyborg chicks [OWW!],  Halo Reach is probably THE    most highly anticipated title of the summer hands down.  Sorry Madden... Ima let you finish... but... NO seriously! This shit is makes me horny the gameplay's so solid!  For all those that don't know about Halo, it's a first-person shooter that premiered and remained on the Xbox console thus becoming, arguably, one of the greatest first person shooters of all time.  It's debut title Halo: Combat Evolved swept the nation with it's many crafty ways to kick ass.  Whether you're shooting, flying, driving, or just socking someone in the back of their head,  Halo has continued to make gamers want more.  Like all main Halo titles, you play as Spartan-II aka the Master Chief, and just kill aliens before they dominate or destroy each other or mankind [so American].  What makes this title cool is, it's like an Alpha game.  The story takes place before the first Halo game.  I always wanted to know why the FUCK aliens surfaced in the first place.   Anyway, make sure you grab your Halo Reach title on the 14th of this month, because I will certainly have mine.

"SEVEN EX'S? FUCK THAT."

So, I was prowling around my XBOX Arcade, and came across an ad for a Scott Pilgrim Game.  Naturally, I had my doubts.  most movies-turned-video games... oops.  my bad--- Comics-turned-movies-turned-video games absolutely suck.   But I looked at some screenshots and saw some dope shit.  First off, the shit's 16-bit.  Now those that know me KNOWS I love retro games (shit that's Genesis, SNES, NES, Atari, Mastersystem etc.).  So Kez and I ended up downloading the game ($19.99) and the addiction began.  GOD  , this game is dope! Developed by Ubisoft, the Scott Pilgram game combines many obvious characteristics of classic games we've all played.  The first thing I noticed was the game starts off with a character select screen that looks identical to the character select screen on Super Mario 2 (NES).   Once you pick your characters, which, since this is a co-op game, you can pick up to four,  you'll then see a map that looks exactly like the Overworld map in Super Mario World (SNES).  The different castle locations have been replaced with the different "ex" locations.  start the game and you'll immediately notice that the same old-school beatdown gameplay used in popular genesis titles such as Streets of Rage, Golden Axe, and Gain Ground have been reincarnated.  However, the typical oldschool RPG stats are listed as well (similar to the ones used in Castlevania) DEF, HP, STR, LV.  The more ass you kick, the more you increase your stats. You can also go into random stores located within the stages to get a "quick fix".  Anyway, so at the end of every stage, you fight the Ex's.  The boss sequences will remind you a lot of Megaman.  The bright colors and fighting styles will remind you of Viewtiful Joe and Comix Zone.  Damn this game is DOPE!  Please purchase it!  You will NOT be disappointed.

GOSSIP STOP

"DON'T RIDE THE WHITE HORSE"

From the hotel to the internet, "Crankdat" king Soulja Boy really did it this past month--- literally.  Loud-mouthed, celebrity whore Kat Stacks, most famous for her crazy outbursts on youtube, is who he did that fucked everything up for him ever since. Story goes like this: Soulja Boy apparently secretly flew Kat Stacks out to Georgia where they'd meet at a fancy schmancy hotel. All of this happened AFTER she appeared on youtube shouting out the phone numbers in her celebrity black book.  Guess all was forgiven according to a twitter DM session she had with Soulja (in the link below).

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Interestingly enough, this moron meets up with her, fucks her, and Stacks craftily records a video proving the she NOT ONLY had access to Soulja Boy's hotel, but he was in fact, taking a shower.  What a PERFECT time to snoop through his shit, eh?  This is what the deviant did, and found three lines of a white substance that we believe are cocaine on top of a mantel. After shooting this, she ventures back into the room with a now, clean Soulja Boy and engages in some small talk about how no one knew of their secret date.  Ironically, very soon after, the whole world knew!  MUAHAHAHAHAA!  Ah!  And the saga continues! The youtube video was posted and the bullshit followed as Soulja boy's twitter overflowed with coke jokes that trended for days. 50 Cent seemed to have Soulja Boys back. One person, however, he decided to acknowledge was rapper Fabolous. and Tweet how "garbage" Fab.  POW! ---and so the massacre began Anyway, the Tweef (twitter beef) didn't make it very far because the two allegedly made up and are set to appear on a radio station discussing the issue.  Soulja Boy, here's some advice for you.  Don't fuck bitches that have already exposed you.  I'd think they'd do it again.  

"WOE IS KANYE"

Grab the world's smallest violin from the closet, and play that bitch softly!  Yes, he's back.  Some say when he's not Bitching, he's whining-- it's multi-talented and slightly emotionally disturbed Kanye West.  Musically, he's an artistic yet controversial genius.  Personally, we dont know whether to tell him to shut the fuck up or be proud of his actions.  Anyway, we all remember the famous Taylor Swift incident at the VMAs last year. IF you don't know, youtube that shit (the autotuned one is very catchy.... well I still think the Antoine Dodson version is the best).  So a year later Kanye decides to bring this shit up again on... you guessed it, TWITTER.  just go look at the shit.  I mean it's quite depressing.  He goes on and on about how he's sorry and he's immature, and sorry.  I mean he even said he wrote a song for Taylor and wants her to perform it.  Now THAT GUY'S SORRY!  he's even following 2 people on twitter: Justin Bieber (of all fucking people) and Taylor Swift!  ...awwww...   Come on Taylor, HE'S SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!    HE'S REALLY SORRY!!!!