Ding-Dong Osama's Dead

That's right, guys.  After a 10-year hide-and-seek-game, world's most wanted fugitive and leader of One of the world's most dangerous terrorist networks, Osama Bin Laden has kicked the can.  President Obama interrupted potential future-president Donald Trump's Reality Show The Apprentice to inform the world of the shocking news.  Obama told us he had leads on Bin Laden's whereabouts since August of last year and decided to act on those leads earlier this week.  So what does this mean for America?  Should we be partying like it 1999, or should we be scared shitless?  US intelligence officials are concerned that the remaining active Al-Queda members will seek revenge for their fallen leader.  Eh, looks like I won't be "calling cabs or visiting any corner stores for a while" as my friend Kayo joked.  There is much talk of gas and oil prices dropping dramatically.  We'll see...